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gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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nootnootmothafuckah:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

YES GO BUNNY GO

nootnootmothafuckah:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

YES GO BUNNY GO

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spenceromg:

i hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if i’m still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via noliesbabe)





weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via stony-mimi)



fstw:

lindsaychrist:



I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

fstw:

lindsaychrist:

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I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling”

General life philosophy (via elysian-living)

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via brendosaur)




kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

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