"900 years of time and space and I've never met anyone who wasn't important"
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Adventure Time, Bubbline, Hipsters, Good Huggers, Puns, Hats, Mint Gum, Nerd Jokes, Mean Girls, Grilled Cheese, Rainbows, Naomily, KStew, Pie Charts, Jenna Marbles, Marceline the vampire queen, Hashtags, Cosplays,
My Stupid Face
ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed
Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(Source: talltyrion, via breakfastkingdompubliclibrary)
so we made a lot of popcorn tonight
Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
Sorry I don’t treat you like a Goddess,
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect,
Like all your little loyal subjects do.
Sorry I’m not made of sugar,
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you.